DSW: n.

[alt.(sysadmin|tech-support).recovery; abbrev. for Dick Size War] A contest between two or more people boasting about who has the faster machine, keys on (either physical or cryptographic) keyring, greyer hair, or almost anything. Salvos in a DSW are typically humorous and playful, often self-mocking.

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