"Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it."
has revolutionized conversations about the weather. No longer banal small talk, the weather has become the subject of high drama and preternatural powers. Everyone is talking about El Niño, and each story seems more odd and disastrous than the next:
This nefarious atmospheric scourge will no doubt be made to take the blame for stock market plunges, cellulite, and poor SAT scores. It is just a matter of time before criminal courts are presented with the "El Niño Defense."
The obsession with El Niño has overshadowed its lesser known counterpart, La Niña, which is very capable of wreaking havoc of its own. La Niña creates nearly opposite conditions from El Niño: instead of warm temperatures in the Pacific, the water turns unusually cold and the atmospheric pressure anomalies are the reverse of El Niño. Where El Niño might create a hot and dry spell, La Niña is likely to cause a cool and wet climate. There has been only one significant La Niña in the past 20 years (1988) compared to a slew of hellish El Niños1
, a fact that has been no help in boosting La Niña's low profile. Although El Niño was named more than a century ago in 18952
, the existence of La Niña was only acknowledged in the past few years. It has also been saddled with such uninspiring names as "anti-El Niño," and "El Viejo" (old man), but now "La Niña" is definitely the preferred term. Since a La Niña episode often follows El Niño, it is sure to get more press next year once we feel its cold blast and watch its aberrant manipulation of nature.
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