Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock? Yuk yuk!

By Holly Hartman

Knock knock
Who's there?
 Rob
 Rob who?
 Robbers are chasing me,
open the door!
Knock Knock, Who's There...
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Mary
 Mary who?
 Mary me and I'll love you forever!
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Carrie
 Carrie who?
 Carrie me home, my feet are tired!
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Dee
 Dee who?
 Dee-licious cookies for sale!
 Ha Ha Ha
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Tom
 Tom who?
 Tom-AY-to or tom-AH-to?
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Wanda
 Wanda who?
 Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Keith
 Keith who?
 Keith me, thweet printh, but look out for my looth tooth
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Toby
 Toby who?
 Toby or not to be-that is the question.
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Will
 Will who?
 Will you open the door already?
 Ha Ha Ha
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Barry
 Barry who?
 Barry nice to see you!
Knock knock
Who's there?
 José
 José who?
 José can you see by the dawn's early light?
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Ida
 Ida who?
 Ida like to teach the world to sing!
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Pete
 Pete who?
 Pete-za delivery!
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Harry
 Harry who?
 Harry scary monster here to freak you out!
Ha Ha Ha
Knock knock
Who's there?
 Doris
 Doris who?
 Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!

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