Animal Jokes
Updated February 21, 2017 | Factmonster Staff 
Animal Jokes
Do YOU know what's little and quick and has 32 wheels?
 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! | |
| Why did the chicken cross the Internet? To get to the other site! | Why did the sheep cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off! |
| Why did the chicken get in trouble? Because it used fowl language! | |
| What do you call a very old ant? An antique! | Why did the robin go to the library? To find bookworms! |
 What do you call a cat that can jump far? A catapult! | |
| Why shouldn't you loan books to a dog? It will make them dog-eared! | What did the dog say when it dropped its ice cream? "Doggone it!" |
| Why do birds make good gardeners? Because they love birdseed! | |
| What is even smarter than a talking bird? A spelling bee! | What do you get from a cow that jumps up and down? A milkshake! |
 What's spotted and bouncy? A leopard on a trampoline! | |
| What's striped and jumps? A zebra with hiccups! | What's little and quick and has 32 wheels? A spider on roller skates! |
| Knock Knock! Who's there? |
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